Thought this was Cute...

You Are A: Kitten!

Cute as can be, kittens are playful, mischevious, and ever-curious. Like you, kittens hate getting wet. Kittens are often loving, but are known to scratch or bite when annoyed. These adorable animals are the most popular pets in the United States--37% of American households have at least one cat. Whether it is your gentle purr or your disarming appearance, you make a wonderful kitten.

You were almost a: Puppy or a Monkey
You are least like a: Groundhog or a FrogWhat Cute Animal Are You?

Modern... Gear?!

So a few hours ago, the last part of the Modern War Gear Solid series started by the boys of Beat Down Boogie went live just a few short hours ago.  I got the pleasure of being in it as one of the PMS soldiers for the climactic fight scene in the finale.

However... just as you can't skip to dessert before eating dinner, you need to watch the whole series if you haven't already.  And just to make it easier for you...

...'Cosplay Idol' you say?

Time to cue up Eye of the Tiger guys. I've decided to enter the Otaku House Cosplay Idol Competition on Facebook.

I've decided to enter with my Naked Snake costume, being that it's the first in a long time that I've done completely myself, and have laboriously poured over the details.

Please take a moment and vote for me. It's really simple:

1. 'Like' Otaku House on Facebook.
2. 'Like' my cosplay photo.

Easy, right?


Kenya Thompson as Naked Snake
Join Otaku House Cosplay Idol

Back from the Dead

So, nearly a year after my last post, I've decided to revive this place.

I have a few things up my sleeve - just keep your eyes peeled for what's to come.

Helping Out A Buddy

A friend of mine asked me not too long ago, since she's just been introduced to US comics, what Marvel's Civil War was. This is what I told her:

Marvel's Civil War in 10 minutes:

Tony: Hey Guys! Congress wants to pass laws against Supers! We need to get in on this shit so we can have a word in!

Prof. X: ...You know, we dealt with this shit before. It was called House of M. I got a school to run. Peace out.

Black Panther: Fuck Yo shit. I'm going back to Africa, foo's. *noms fried chicken and watermelon*

Namor: I hate all you humans. I'm just here to stare at Sue Storm's ass.

Strange: Oh Christ. This bull shit again. *sighs*...Where the hell is my tea?!

Everybody Else: OH SHIT! WHAT WE GONNA DO!?

~FFWRD~

Stamford, CT: *KA-BOOOM*

~FFWRD TO PASSING OF SHRA:~

Tony: SEE! I TOLD YOU GUYS THIS WOULD HAPPEN! CUZ I'M A FUTURIST!

Namor: Fuck this shit. I'm going to Atlantis.

Tony & Namor: *fight*

Strange: *breaks up fight with Namor and Tony* Don't call me again, Science Fag. *teleports off*

Reed Richards: D'OH!

~Meanwhile.... ~

Steve: *finds out about SHRA* FUCK THIS SHIT!

SHIELD: *tries to arrest Cap*

Steve: *fucks up SHIELD's shit*

Steve: Tony! WTF! We have to fight the man!

Tony: What? We have to Register! We shouldn't fight about this. It'll be good for the kids!

Steve: *GASP* HOW COULD YOU! YOU BITCH!

Tony & Steve: *slap fight for another 7 issues*

Steve: *Nearly takes off Tony's head with shield*

Crowd of People: NO CAP! STOP THE FIGHTING! *tackle pounce*

Steve: *SIGHS* I guess I'll stop fighting... *is arrested*

~FFWRD TO Arraignment Trial~

Steve: *Is shot*

... And I think that sums up everything pretty well.

More tid bits

My inner Nintendo Fan Girl can't help but find this anything short of being the best thing ever, but my inner lover of history is a bit confused.

'Game Over'

Not to mention, I would LOVE to own one of these. I like working on the floor and this seems extremely practical. Pity it's not an actual product yet.

The Land Peel

Sumbling Over Things...

I Don't Need Your Civil War

Re-found this again, too. Rereading back through it, and I've been in stitches.